Husband- Sunti ho, meri maa aayi hai..

Wife- Ye bhi na jab dekho yahin aa jaati hai… Ab kya kaam hai?

Husband- Are 2kg pyaaj bhi layi hai..

Wife- Aap bhi na… pehle nahi bolna tha maa aayi hain… Kabhi kabhi to pyaar aur ashirwaad naseeb hota hai badon ka..