Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year....

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Charistmas....

Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully across the wintry sky, telling of the miracle that came from God on high. Merry Christmas....

You are as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me! Merry Christmas....

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart....

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind. Merry Christmas....

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas....

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Seasons Greetings!...

May the grace of Our Mighty Father be with you all during this eve of Christmas. Have a blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year. God Loves You...

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions....