Dekha hai tumhare aage, Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate. Dekha hai tumhare aage, Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate, Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate....

Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai, Humse khush naseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai, Jo har roz aapke husn ka deedar karta hai....

Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo Par padhaai nahi hoti...

Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao, Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao, Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to, Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao....

Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain, Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain, Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil, Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte...

Arz kiya hai… LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain, LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain, Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain…...

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge....

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai, To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai, Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai, Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai....

Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai. Par kya karu yeh zalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai....

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha, meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha…, Maine propose kia SMS se, Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending tha…!...